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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Turkish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
milkman
dentist
policewoman
man
a spy
woman
ticket inspector
bus driver
shepherd
child
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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