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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Samoan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
shepherd
student
soldier
TV personality
pilot
surgeon
dentist
child
bus driver
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Dan
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