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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Malagasy
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
taxi driver
sailor
tramp
ticket inspector
milkman
man
farmer
doctor
dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.