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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Lithuanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
shepherd
policeman
TV personality
farmer
taxi driver
woman
ticket inspector
a spy
dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.