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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Latvian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
bus driver
farmer
TV personality
doctor
man
a spy
woman
tramp
policewoman
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