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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
crow
guard
leaked all over
an Emirati
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
policeman
train driver
woman
student
soldier
bus driver
surgeon
milkman
pilot
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