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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
crow
guard
leaked all over
a Cape Verdean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
child
shepherd
student
doctor
milkman
farmer
surgeon
train driver
tramp
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Dan
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