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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
rat 🐀
guard
leaked all over
an East Timorese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
farmer
pilot
policewoman
taxi driver
shepherd
TV personality
train driver
bus driver
doctor
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Dan
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