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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
rat 🐀
guard
leaked all over
an Uruguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
a spy
TV personality
pilot
bus driver
shepherd
dentist
ticket inspector
taxi driver
policeman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.