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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
rat 🐀
guard
leaked all over
a Jordanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
policewoman
tramp
sailor
bus driver
farmer
milkman
train driver
pilot
policeman
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