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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Haitian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
dentist
ticket inspector
shepherd
train driver
surgeon
tramp
child
doctor
student
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