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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Cuban
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
bus driver
policewoman
surgeon
man
TV personality
milkman
pilot
taxi driver
farmer
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Dan
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