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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
an Ukrainian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
woman
shepherd
man
farmer
milkman
policeman
a spy
TV personality
child
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.