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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
a spy
child
woman
tramp
dentist
bus driver
train driver
doctor
pilot
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.