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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Luxembourger
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
doctor
farmer
surgeon
shepherd
bus driver
train driver
tramp
woman
taxi driver
policewoman
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