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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Lithuanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
TV personality
ticket inspector
bus driver
train driver
dentist
sailor
farmer
taxi driver
soldier
milkman
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Dan
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