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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
an Albanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
soldier
bus driver
student
a spy
dentist
surgeon
woman
policewoman
doctor
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.