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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
goose
guard
leaked all over
an Iranian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
shepherd
ticket inspector
tramp
train driver
surgeon
man
policewoman
woman
milkman
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