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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
squirrel
guard
leaked all over
a Citizen of Kiribati
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
TV personality
surgeon
farmer
shepherd
woman
policeman
milkman
man
soldier
tramp
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