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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
resilience circuit
leaked all over
a Scottish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
sailor
pilot
child
policeman
student
doctor
bus driver
soldier
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.