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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
greaser
leaked all over
a Paraguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
doctor
soldier
train driver
shepherd
policeman
woman
man
farmer
ticket inspector
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