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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
oscillator
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
dentist
policewoman
student
shepherd
pilot
child
man
milkman
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.