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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
cider
dispenser
leaked all over
a Mozambican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
train driver
milkman
taxi driver
soldier
shepherd
policeman
tramp
bus driver
dentist
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