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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
cider
dispenser
leaked all over
a Martiniquais
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
surgeon
tramp
doctor
milkman
taxi driver
a spy
pilot
TV personality
dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.