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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
an East Timorese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
man
TV personality
pilot
soldier
child
surgeon
farmer
a spy
woman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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