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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a Zimbabwean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
bus driver
sailor
policewoman
surgeon
soldier
woman
ticket inspector
student
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.