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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
an Eritrean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dentist
tramp
man
shepherd
farmer
pilot
train driver
a spy
bus driver
policewoman
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