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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Surinamese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
ticket inspector
policeman
bus driver
student
dentist
train driver
woman
sailor
policewoman
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Dan
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