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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Slovenian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
woman
pilot
ticket inspector
student
policewoman
farmer
tramp
bus driver
surgeon
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