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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
an Omani
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
man
tramp
a spy
policeman
sailor
milkman
soldier
bus driver
ticket inspector
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Dan
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