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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Guamanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
doctor
policeman
student
milkman
a spy
policewoman
train driver
shepherd
man
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