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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Cambodian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
shepherd
dentist
policewoman
a spy
farmer
tramp
sailor
child
doctor
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