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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Macedonian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
ticket inspector
man
farmer
surgeon
bus driver
policewoman
a spy
shepherd
pilot
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