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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
leaked all over
a Taiwanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
policeman
surgeon
woman
tramp
train driver
policewoman
milkman
a spy
soldier
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