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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
leaked all over
an Omani
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
surgeon
child
milkman
train driver
ticket inspector
bus driver
shepherd
policewoman
a spy
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