Sorry I'm late today

Bad maintenance

My train's power ludicrously expensive cocktails dispenser leaked all over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a Cameroonian an Israeli a Malawian an Ethiopian a Sao Tomean a Martiniquais a Cymro a British an Austrian a Serbian

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