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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
an Uruguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
man
policeman
ticket inspector
a spy
policewoman
soldier
dentist
child
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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