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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Sammarinese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
policeman
student
soldier
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sailor
TV personality
doctor
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