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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Montserratian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
TV personality
student
pilot
woman
doctor
ticket inspector
train driver
child
shepherd
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