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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Micronesian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
dentist
soldier
surgeon
tramp
policeman
ticket inspector
taxi driver
milkman
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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