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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
margaritas
dispenser
leaked all over
a Citizen of Kiribati
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
train driver
man
TV personality
dentist
policewoman
farmer
student
a spy
pilot
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.