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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
white wine
dispenser
leaked all over
an Eritrean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
pilot
woman
tramp
child
surgeon
policewoman
a spy
policeman
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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