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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
an Uruguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
pilot
soldier
student
milkman
farmer
a spy
man
TV personality
dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.