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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Palestinian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
sailor
tramp
doctor
dentist
train driver
shepherd
TV personality
policeman
soldier
a spy
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