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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Gabonese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
man
dentist
tramp
taxi driver
TV personality
policewoman
a spy
train driver
bus driver
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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