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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
vibrator
leaked all over
a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
TV personality
soldier
taxi driver
ticket inspector
surgeon
sailor
man
train driver
pilot
tramp
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