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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
pilot light
leaked all over
a South African
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
bus driver
student
pilot
train driver
milkman
ticket inspector
a spy
surgeon
child
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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