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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
pilot light
leaked all over
a Samoan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
doctor
farmer
a spy
woman
TV personality
pilot
taxi driver
train driver
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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