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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Citizen of Antigua and Barbuda
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
sailor
policeman
a spy
pilot
taxi driver
child
dentist
TV personality
ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.