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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Bahamian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
tramp
farmer
TV personality
pilot
sailor
train driver
man
dentist
doctor
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Dan
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